I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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