I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you would pick up someone in the library
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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