Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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