I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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