I'm jealous of your bromance
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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