im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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