Do vagina's smell?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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