In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish they made helmets for livers.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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