I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Best friends brother. Beat that.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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