It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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