North Korea, Best Korea!
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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