He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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