It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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