i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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