Non-Jews are for practice
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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