3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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