Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
