Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
It's Friday. Sex?
Can Purell be used as lube?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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