She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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