Do you still have your period?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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