We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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