her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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