jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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