Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It's like God shit irony all over that family
She announced her abortion via fbk
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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