If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I want to be your penis for a week.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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