I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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