I wannas sexs uuuuu
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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