He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize