I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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