I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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