Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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