There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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