If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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