To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yo dont text me then not text me
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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