i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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