I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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