just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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