i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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