Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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