Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come