why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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