the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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