It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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