at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
