Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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