just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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