I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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