I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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