I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Still dying that you shit outside
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
