stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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