I'm drive I can fine osifer
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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