i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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