the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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